How I Survived Morphing into a Zombie - The True Story

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, and while it really doesn't seem like THAT long but being horribly sick makes you slightly over dramatic and forget that calenders and other forms of time telling devices exist.. <-- See how I cleverly covered up my character flaws over there? ;)

And maybe the whole zombie thing was also slightly over done, but I can't talk (well kinda, but in a whispery way not in a "BRAAIIINNNZZZ" kind of way). And I don't think you can get Zombieism from mumps but hey it's the 21st century, I mean, that guy from Zombieland nearly got infected by that hot girl who wanted to *cuddle* and by cuddle, I mean probably give him some other nasty disease. But good thing he got out alive, I don't know, the movie ended prematurely, WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

Also just to clear things up I didn't get infected by infiltrating an old Russian KGB nuclear Power Plant and getting bitten by some poor Soviet test subjects, nor did I eat a bad burger mmkay!

Well I have to go finish some homework (damn bloodsuckers -- I love that we're covering the whole supernatural spectrum here) and blah blah have a good week:)
But guys let's get involved here - what do you like to do when you're sick? Get your parents to do stuff for you, play Skyrim all day long until your conscious says either "GET A JOB!!" or